Here comes Rango! When the film first released, Rango had become the most popular chameleon of the world. I thought that if Johnny Depp was sparrow then there would not be any problems with his chameleon version. Nice visual effects , great western art desing and then plus Johnny Depp constructs film’s spine bone. Actually Director Gore Verbinsky (His previous works were Pirates of Caribbean trilogy) planned to get huge success. But it was not as he thought. Film was not grossed as big amount of money as Kung Fu Panda or Shrek, however film have conquered millions audiences heart (Mine too). Rango is year’s best animated picture yet. It has chance to win Oscar. But there is one more rival to take out. It is TinTin’s Adventures. When you hear an alliance of  Peter Jackson (LOTR trilogy) and Steven Spilberg (Schindlers’s List, Saving Private Ryan, Artificial Intelligence and more other films. If I will write his best films, there will not be any clear place to write something else) your heart wants go out from your chest. I dont want to write about TinTin, because this passage is for Rango. So lets go back to Rango.I liked Rango’s every step.  Film has made from the hands of professionals. If you are going to watch it you’ll understand what l mean to say. Firstly film’s visual effects are not so great. There is no difference or new added ideas about it’s visuality. Then you look at these animals, bugs, you feel that it is not an ordinary film. If some artist or drawer says that Rango is not good animation, belive me that he has not any imagination. Rango is an art masterpiece.  Second thing that I liked about Rango is its perfect cast. Gore Verbinsky main hero is Johnny Depp (Rango). Then he invited many well-known faces as Isla Fisher, Bill Nighy (His best performance was Captain Davy Jones in POP), Alfred Molina, Timothy Oliphant and even younger actress Abigail Breslin. The cast is solid, the crew is talented, why are you waiting for anything else? As I said, that you must take some lessons from good films. Rango’s first point is to teach people “It does not matters what you are or who you are, you must find your place in this adventurous life”. Even Rango found himself among living creatures, why you cant find your place? Rango is chameleon (animal) and he knows who is he. If a human does not know himself, why he lives in this life? That is film’s main idea. My overall score is 10 out of 10 stars. 

Tucker and Dale / Best Horror Comedy

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Tucker and Dale is not so popular film. But it is excellent film. I have watched it and i liked. Plot is good, actors are funny. My favourite is Dale. Look at his face you will understand what i mean. Plot is about two wild but good friends. And too many unlucky events happens. They are unlucky, bloody but fun. In original poster you can see half cut man. Those two friends did not cut him. He hewed himself when he wanted to kill Tucker. Teens are from city. They are son(or daughter) of mom. When bad thing happens, panic catches them and they don't know what to do. Film's point is fun and one law. Law: "If you never did something(in this film killing people) before, don't risk, it is dangerous". Somebody called it hidden treasure. Because film's budget is low, gross is low, but anyway film has made good. I advice this film for everyone who loves blood(i don't like it so much) and fun(i like it). My score is 9 stars out of 10. The only thing that i disgusted is that maniac teens' story.

2012 / Worst film of 2009

2012 is Ronald Emmerich's latest fake movie. Look at 2012 everything is build up well. There are really good visual effects. Giant tsunami, vanquishing of Yellow Stone, End of Las Vegas, Floating of White House under aircraft carrier, Burning of Hawai... Maybe we will see these disasters in future... God knows. Also there are many fictional facts. I liked that. Maybe you say that little mistakes are not so big problem in film. Yes it is not big problem, but if there are too many of them film will look too dull. i will explain. For example: No vehicle could escape from volcano's hell. Except Yellow Stone volcano because it is biggest volcano in the world. Another example John Cussack's airplane disappeared in cloud of volcano, but then pilot saved them by escaping that cloud. In volcano cloud airplane's gear must stop. Volcano's dirt had to go inside of gear and stop it. Another and most stupid example happens in China mountains. In that mountains temperature  is lesser than zero. Estimated -10 or - 20 C. Those Americans and russians had not to survive. They had to freeze. What a mistake remember part that russian billionaire's wife called her little dog. These ships are titanic. They are too huge. How a stupid dog can enter the ship by overcome distance. And then those little children are speaking too much unlikely words. I can explain too many little mistakes. But it will take my whole day. So i will directly give my score. Score is 3 stars out of 10. Good bye and know that there will not be any Armageddon

300 Spartans / Live the Legend

300 Spartans. Battle of Thermopylae. Greatest battle of Greece Persian war. To make a film about this battle is serious project. Battle was realistic battle. But director Zack Snyder shot this film so nicely that you think those war elephants and rhinoceros are real. There were not any of these animals. They are 100% fake. But they are so exciting. I don't liked scenes with blood till that moment. That moment is moment of earthquaking and persian armys' running. Great persian army were forced to jump from the rock, to die under their own elephants' legs, to burn with their own napalms. They were always vanquished. There were thousand nation of persian army, but spartans killed all of them. That was great and historical sentence. I love this quote: "A: Our arrows will stand against sunshine. B: So we will fight in shadow.". There are so many fantastic and bloody fighting scenes. You know o e of them. When King Leonidas attacks to persian army and. That scene shown slowly. Spartans educates us if you belive something too much, if you think that you will probably do it, you will do it. Maybe they all dead, but they honorly and bravely defended their country, wives and children. They dead on the way of honor. They killed after they did their mission. Film shows love, honor, friendship, betrayal and so on... Film is unforgivable, but unforgotable too. My overall score is 9 stars out of 10.

Twillight / Worst Film Franchises

I will write this section in four parts. FIRST part. I don't like any horror film. I hate them. Especially vampire films. When Twilight's first part opened it did not seemed to me that it is good film. But when my schoolmates and relatives said me that it is good film i wanted watch it. First time i watched it on TV. I thought that it is not good film, but not bad also. SECOND part. I have watched the trailer of second part and i liked that. Best thing i liked that was Jacobs were wolf transformation. I waited for some months. I couldn't able watch it in theaters but i watched it on TV. I said that it was just WOW. That was excellent movie. Best romance fantasy film i have ever watched. THIRD part. I thought that third part was better than second. I bought DVD to watch it. WTF?!>;.[:[:[.... What a bad movie. Who is this film's director? That director shot this film just for profit. That third part is as worst as it could possible. FOURTH part.When i watched third part i hated all of Twillight movie franchise. I hated past two and next two parts of it. I decided that i would not watch fourth and fifth parts. Those films made for just profit. All of them are low budjeted.I will watch them if they will receive 6.0 or higher rating in IMDB. I don't know why so many people liked it on Face Book. My rating is 2 stars out of 10 stars. It will be one star if two last parts will not good.

Lord of the Rings / Lord of the Films

I am man of fantasy. I like drama and comedy films too. But my choise is fantasy films. And i really love epic fantasy films. My favourite epic fantasy film is LOTR(Lord of the Rings). Man that film is the best film trilogy that i have ever seen. I didn't read its book yet. Magic, sorcerery, sword... That why i love this film. They constructed these so nicely that if you watched it once you want watch it one more time. Best thing that i liked is those mythical races. Elves, dwarfs, orcs, goblins, ghosts and so on... That made film be exiting. The war and fighting scenes are great. The last battle was greatest among them. Gandalf is kind and clever; Aragorn is brave and bold; Legolas is fast and accurate; Gimli is impatient and rage; Smeagol is mad and flabby; Saruman is betrayal and rascal; Sauron is villain and harm. I wrote them because these characteristics has taken from regular people. In your life you will see as goood people as Gandalf and as bad people as Saruman. Mythic creatures are just exelent. Giant eagles, trolls, dragons, giant elephants, giant wolves, giant spiders and ext... Maybe this film is not real, maybe is too fake for someone, but that someone (if he will think much)can find great vitality in this films. The whole films are about the conflict of two nations, two brains and victory of gain people over the harm people. This law is living among us nowdays. Law of "War of good and bad". To say the truth i watched first part foir times. Third part three times. And last third part five times. Whole of three parts won 17 oscars. Yes 17 oscars. This is record. Last third part of it received 11 oscars. Only two films won as much oscar as this before. One is Titanic, second is BenHur. My overall score is 10 stars out of 10. These film series are greatest films of the century.

Up / Unforfetable animation

Up is Pixars best animation. Up is the film of sincerity and adventure. If somebody says that Up has made for kids they makes a big mistake. Up is not only for kids, but also for adults. Up is very funny movie. Yes who can confrontate it. But look at old man's life. His life is full of unfortunately happenings. But around these bad events he lived his life as well as he could. Up is very vital film. Best part of Up is old man's marriage time. Happens beautiful feelings when you are watching that part. When old man travels to the Southern America he stands against his childhood hero. I liked that. Films background music is very merryful. That why music won oscar. Film won another oscar too. In best animation nomination. It was 2009's best animation. Oldness and youngness are mixed in this film. But they mixed very regulary. I gave 10 stars out of 10. I will never forget this animation. Watchable animation.

Prince of Persia / Could be an Excelent film

First look at POP film trailer i thought that it will be summer film. But it released before summer. It damaged films gross(Money earning). Pirates of the Caribbean is good film. Jack Sparrow is exelent funny character. But producers didn't needed to create Persian Jack Sparrow. They had to create another original character. The main wrost thing in this film is wrong screenplay. They equaled disaster and fun. If you saw film they you remember first Dastan(main character)'s father poisoned and killed by decolte uncle. Second, is his best friend and brother in arms, who killed in Dastan's escape time from the palace. Then he lost his little brother when he fought against mad assasins. Then he his big brother killed by his ucle(again), who killed his father. Fifth, his love falls down to dark undermime. At last he kills his betrayal uncle and venegeances all people who killed by his uncle. And whe he kills his uncle he returns to past where is everyone is alive. He finds and kills his uncle before unfortunately things happened. Now if you did not watched film you know the storyline. Storyline is exelent. Disasteric and heroic. But this *beep* and *beep* irrelevanty funny words destroys this great screenplay. Who gave advice to add these funny and stupidical words to the film. You could think that this critic dont knows what is joke... But look at this. During one day Dastan's father and best friend had dead, but this brave and funny prince finds something to show his tooths(to smile). My overall rate is 3 stars out of 10. But honesty film could be an exelent shedevr.

Transformers 2 / How it earned so much

Revenge of the Fallen floated Transformers brand name into the depts. In list of highest grossing films this film is the luckiest film. I always ask myself HOW it earned more than 800 million dollars?! WTF?! I know that Michel Bay is bad director, but to make a wrost film as this... I dont excepted. There are no any pilosophial aforisims. It made film look dull. I watched film three times bit i cant found any point. Poitnless, dull action movie. Transformers first was much more better, i liked that. 5 or 6 momths before i watched official trailer of Transformers 2. No shit. That was coolest video that i have seen in my life. I waited 5 month to see film in opening weekend. I shocked when i saw it. I waste my film excite for nothing. This year i watched Transformers 3 Super bowl Spot. It was cool. Cooler than 2nd. But if it will be as idiotic as 2nd ,its gross will be lesser than 1st one. I dont surprised when i heard that TR 2 won Golden Raspberry awards(Award for wrost film of the year). I hated Megan Fox's performance. It destroyed film exprience. Fox gives bad education for watchers. And look at Sam. While film was running i dont heard any clever word from his mouth. He is just scaring as this Aaaaawwwww. Robots are too much at last battlefield. Azeri nation has a great aforism: "There are too much crowd. Dogs cant fin their owners.". I just did not understand, were those two stupid twin Authobots survived or not. Where was that boss Decepticon lived? In Satrun? How fast Megatron flew there? With its speed he could do it over 10 years... Shit film is full of these goofs. My overal starometer shows me 2 stars out of 10. Good bye... And dont forget about one thing: forget about watching TR 2

Knight and Day / PopCornAction

Night and Day is one of the best action comedy film that i have ever seen. I dont like action films so. But this film is likable. When i first saw the trailer i thougt that it is stupid, pointless, high budgeted summer action movie. But how did Turkish said: "Who stands up with nervous condition, he will always sit down upsetly". Film is only for men or women who has humor sense. Every minute of this film is full with fun. Look what Cruise says: "Dont go near, or i will kill myself and then her". What a sentence. I think you watched G.I Joy or something with J. So you must watch ot too. Date and Knight is better than G.I. Trust me. One more thing that i liked is extremely vechile driving. So by the one word we csn call it EXTREME film. I gave 9 stars out of 10. Thing that i dont liked is that Old Arabian Alhambra is the main place of Spanish narcobaron.

Inception / Mind Crashing Masterpiece

Director is Christopher Nolan, man who created The Dark Knight. Inception is the greatest sci film i saw ever. Exelent scenario, great visual effects, fantastic sound editing and mixing and at last great performance of actors. Main role is Leonardo Di Caprio who concuered our heart in Titanic. Maybe film not received Academy Awards(Oscar) in actor nominations, bit be honest actors made their job exelent. Film is very original film. It was first kind of film in the film history. Film received 86% positive rewievs in Rotten Tomatoes. Who thinks that film was shot bad i can say just one "Shame on you. Who gave you certifcate to be a film critic". Look at theese moving buildings. They are updown. Films big succes was theese buildings. You will see what visual effects do with buildings. You must watch it two times. In this film there are too many unthinkable termins. You will not understand some of them. Unknown termins can brake your film exprience. When you are watching this film dont go to bring some coffe or tea, don eat anything, Dont go to open the door, dont go to the toilet. Inception looks like a chain. If you will miss some seconds of it, the chain will breake and then you it will kill your inclination. Film is in 8th place on IMDb's top 250. But it was in third place for some momths. But film deserves be first place. I gave 11 stars out of 10. Because there is something... I dont know

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